Stop all the vuvuzelas, cut down the flags...
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We were as gutted as anyone when England's 2010 World Cup campaign drew to a depressing end in Bloemfontein.
The frustrations of fans and pundits everywhere are summed up well by Chris Waddle on BBC Radio Five Live when he rants 'We cannae pass it. We're going nowhere. It does my head in'. Alan Shearer believes our performance against Germany was 'hopeless from start to finish'. Graham Taylor says "the authority of the Football Association has almost totally gone".
Instead of joining in the collective woe we picked ourselves up and headed out into the City looking for fresh new talent. When it comes to spotting and signing great talent off the pitch we've got form. Could the team at Astbury Marsden do it for football too? After all, no one wants our great nation to suffer another humiliating thrashing at the hands of Germany or Argentina. Ever. Again.
We wondered if we could find more passion at Canary Wharf than at Craven Cottage. Did the players at Paternoster Square know more about discipline and training than those at Pride Park? Could St Paul's prove more of a hot bed of talent than St James' Park?
Take a look now and see which future stars came out of their cubicles.
At Astbury Marsden we're looking for tomorrow's heroes, today.
It just goes to show, some teams are unstoppable.
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